in which dan and phil try out dating apps, aka the most awkward video to have ever existed [x]
Don’t forget this comment
flat arse? flAT ARSE?! that booty is nowhere near a pantootie.
seriously, ive admitted to checking out his butt considering it went right past my eye line last year and seriously, its not flat, its how he wears his jeans.
i just want to squish it and urghhh dont get me started on dan howells lil booty bc i’ll go bananas
(bananas is a strange word isnt it, whenever i type it i just write b and then im like anananannaa until it looks like enough idek)
he walks really nicely too so his booty looks even better. like that moment when he passed me looked so nice like oh my god it was like a heavenly glow
and in case yall need a visual
mighty fine ass
DAMMIT IM OUT OF GIF RESPONSES
Someone add the picture of dan laying across the table
wwaaaaayyy ahead of you. told you that boy had a beautiful booty
if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever
a conversation that actually fucking happened
boy: haha, you’re really cute for a black girl ;)
me: thanks! you’re alright for a white boy ;D
boy: … that’s kind of a weird thing to say, but okay lol
That was literally my face before even seeing the gif.
Choosing Jack because -
-We’re VERY similar so after the initial panic (and awful grumpiness) of being stuck on an island, we’d get on fine and probably have lots of lols.
-He’d manage without the internet and I fear for Dan without wifi.
-He’s quite tidy so wouldn’t mess the hut up (that I’d have to build).
-Phil would miss Dan too much so would be mean to choose him.